Rating Mariah Carey's Halloween Costumes
Christmas in the streets, spooky in the sheets 👻
We all know MC as the Queen of Christmas but she is incredibly all festive year-round. Treating Halloween as an appetizer to her Christmas shenanigans, I’ve gathered a few of Mariah’s most exciting Halloween Costumes to rate.
Mariah “It’s A Stick Up” Carey (1997) 🎃 🎃
2 out of 5 pumpkins. This is “I just got invited to a party and I don’t have a costume.” She grabbed her workout shorts and tied up a white shirt in only a way Mariah could. Is it Farrah Fawcett in Charlie’s Angels? Not sure, but she looks cute and I love her little toy gun. Pew Pew!
Mariah “de Milo” Carey (2003) 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃
4 out of 5 pumpkins. Venus! This seashell bikini was the singular inspiration behind Lady Gaga’s ARTPOP era and I’m giving it four pumpkins because of it’s pure ingenuity and influence.
Mariah “Do You Believe In Milk & Cookies?” Carey (2008) 🎃 🎃 🎃
3 out of 5 pumpkins. If you’re in a relationship please spare us the couples costumes. I do love a Famous Amos snack pack but I cringe at Nick Cannon as a carton of milk. It’s not even oat.
Mariah “Angel’s Cry” Carey (2009) 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃
5 out of 5 pumpkins. Is it even a costume? Literal angel raising the bar and doing it flawlessly. 5 out of 5 because I too have been an angel on multiple occasions and it just shows that great minds do think alike.
Mariah “& Your Little Dog Too” Carey (2015) 🎃 🎃
I’m scared you guys. 2 out of 5 pumpkins.
Mariah “Hot & Dangerous” Carey (2016) 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃
4 out of 5 pumpkins. This would have been 5 out of 5 but it looks like that toe is peeping a little too far off that heel. She looks incredible otherwise. I have always wanted to dress up as a waistless latex devil spawn.
Mariah “Nurse Joy” Carey (2018) 🎃
It’s giving la Miki Minach and it’s another couple’s costume 🤢 One pumpkin! I would give this a 1.5 but I don’t believe in carving pumpkins as a fun Fall activity.
Tanaka’s lowkey serving tho.
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